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PostSubject: Funny funny very funny sms.....   Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:30 pm

Salam



Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.

2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.

Pathan: Who is speaking?

Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai.







Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.



Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?

Pathan soch main Gumm...


After some time, Pathan Answered:





John Cena!!!







Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: Bus Karachi mein 1 khud kush hamla krny do..






1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha:

Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k

Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain,


Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai.






Pathan asked Doctor: Milk peeny se rung gora hota hai?

Dr: Haan us main Calcium hota hai, isi liye.



Phtan: Chal jhootay, Phir bhains ka bacha kyon kala hota hai?







3 Pathan Film "Sholay" dekhnay Gaye:


Hero ne kaha: "Basanti in Kutton k samnay mat Nachna."


Pathan kharay ho kar bolay: "Ticket liye hai, Iska baap bhi nachay ga."







Teacher: "ITTEFAAQ" ka jumla banao.




Pathan Student: Jis din meray Baap Shadi tha, ITTEFAQ se usi din meri MAA ka bhi Shadi tha. Smile





Pathan ki biwi ne pathan ko SMS kya: Ghar kab aa rahy ho?

Message kar k batao.

Pathan ne SMS kya: Main nahi bata sakta.

Balance kam hai. Razz







1 Arabi toilet me mobile pr baat kr k bahar aya.

to pathan ne use bohat mara.

Logo ne waja puchi

Pathan: Ye sala toilet main TILAWAT kr rha tha.





2 Arbi, Aik Doosre Ko Arbi Main Galiyan De Rahe Thy

Qareeb se guzartay huye
Phathan ne unse kaha


Qaari saib!
Amaara liye bi
Dua krna...! ;-








2010 ka sab se saaf suthra sms.

Jahaaz me Air-Hostess ne pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo bag de gai k is me kar lo
Thori der bad AirHostess dekhti hai k sab ulti kar rahe hen or pathan so raha hai.

Usne Pathan se pocha sab kyun ulti kr rahe hen?
Pathan: hum ne ulti kia sab ne bura mana.
Hum wapis pi gaya.



Pathan by mistake goes into ladies toilet:

All ladies suddenly stand up!

Pathan: IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI......

BETHO BETHO

























ALLAH HAFIZ
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PostSubject: Re: Funny funny very funny sms.....   Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:56 pm

Nice
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PostSubject: Re: Funny funny very funny sms.....   Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:45 am

Thanx wese me bhi pathan he hoooon From D.I.KHAN is lye ye KHAN FORUM bnaya hai.....
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